The Right to be Wrong
Kathleen Spaltro
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Gore
Vidal, like his friend-enemy Christopher Hitchens, was a poet of contempt. So
was their great predecessor, the newspaper columnist and magazine editor H.L.
Mencken. Declaring "I am strong in favor of liberty and I hate fraud,”
Mencken championed freedom and exposed fraud with gusto and happy venom. The
waterfall of Mencken's amazingly gorgeous, unbelievably vivid prose cascades
over the sputtering reader. Because he attacked everybody and everything, I
wonder how Mencken escaped being strung from a streetlamp.
Despite
actual threats against his life, Mencken persisted in scorning what he named the
Boobus americancus (yes, you and me). He declined to assent to the prevailing
belief in democracy, terming it "the
worship of Jackals by Jackasses." If the governed are of poor quality,
those who seek to govern are even worse: "A politician is an animal which
can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground." Mencken advocated
not being taken in by either prevailing orthodoxies or aspiring reformers:
"The
most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out
for himself, without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost
inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is
dishonest, insane, and intolerable."
Did
Mencken's lifelong, bone-deep cynicism about his fellow citizens and their
rulers cause him to despair? Far from despairing, Mencken feasted on what he
saw as their inherent absurdity: "here, more than anywhere else I know of
or have heard of, the daily panorama of human existence, of private and
communal folly—the unending procession of governmental extortions and
chicaneries, of commercial brigandages and throat-slittings, of theological
buffooneries, of aesthetic ribaldries, of legal swindles and harlotries, of
miscellaneous rogueries, villainies, imbecilities, grotesqueries and
extravagances—is so inordinately gross and preposterous, so perfectly brought
up to the highest conceivable amperage, so steadily enriched with an almost
fabulous daring and originality, that only the man who was born with a
petrified diaphragm can fail to laugh himself to sleep every night, and to
awake every morning with all the eager, unflagging expectation of a
Sunday-school superintendent touring the Paris peep-shows."
The Uses of Cynicism
Certainly,
Mencken's deep cynicism controlled his perceptions and judgments. He believed
in freedom but not in people, in reason but not in "a geyser of
pishposh." Judging the inaugural address delivered by President Warren G.
Harding, Mencken crowed, "he writes the worst English I have ever
encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of
tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college
yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a
sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm (I was
about to write abscess!) of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle
of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."
Contemptuous of Harding, Mencken wrote not much more kindly of Theodore
Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson. An admirer of Theodore Roosevelt, I nevertheless
read with great interest and amusement Mencken's evisceration of TR in an
"autopsy." He slightly preferred TR to Wilson, whom he deemed a charlatan
and a cad. He preferred FDR to no one.
Why
do I read these heresies? While I very often disagree with Mencken's
assessments and assumptions, the bracing astringency of his prose forces me to
think, to defend what I believe with better reasons, or even to change my mind.
The resident cynic of the United States, our self-appointed and unofficial
Scourgeon General, Mencken served as our
national scold. Although reading him feels like falling into a briar patch, he
provides a useful antidote to our prevalent mental, moral, intellectual, and
ideological flabbiness. After emerging from the sauna of his prose, his reader is
then whipped with birches. Reading Mencken is good for the health of our
brains.
Insulting?
Certainly. Entertaining? Immensely. Useful? I believe so, especially given our
proclivities toward passionate agreements with those who already agree with us
and uncivil exchanges with those who dare to disagree. Although he asserted
that few of us are capable of thinking, Mencken upheld freedom of thought and
speech. I myself have felt sadly disturbed by how many Americans do not seem to
appreciate the principle of freedom of speech.
I find
it perplexing that so many people apparently restrict freedom of speech to
those with whom they already agree. Respecting freedom of speech has absolutely
nothing to do with agreeing with others' views. People have the right to be
wrong. (Speech that evolves into overt actions, such as violence, is a
different matter.) Too many of us, both left and right, fail to see that others
have the right to voice their opinions, however "incorrect" these
opinions may seem to us. Freedom of speech is an uncomfortable liberty. But it
means nothing to be for freedom of speech or belief unless you defend the
freedom of people whose beliefs and speech you deplore.
Protest
by all means. Argue, certainly. But preventing a person with whom you disagree
from speaking crosses a line. Inevitably, others will cross that line by
keeping you from speaking your mind. Nothing protects your own freedom of
speech unless that protection also extends to those with whom you disagree.
Moreover,
there is no need for freedom of speech at all unless people disagree. The very
basis for insisting on people's freedom to speak their minds consists of the
reality of pervasive human disagreement. If people agreed, freedom of speech
would be unnecessary.
first appeared in The Woodstock Independent